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Jul 18
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New Rule

Anyone who says anything distinctly cruel and douchbaggy about a Rebecca Black or whatever has to put-up a sample of what they were thinking or doing at age thirteen. I bet it was heavily sexually charged and relatively innacurate. How’d that be for a youtube video?

But I get it. Of course you don’t like Friday. It’s not a very good song. I tried to rap at that age. Of course you wouldn’t like it; it wasn’t very good.  Nothing done by thirteen year olds is any good, ever. Whatever.

Also: Justin Beiber sings really well for kids. We’re grown ups, who cares. Hating him is like an English professor hating R.L. Stein with a furious passion.

  1. patrickmerryman said: i have been saying this. when michael jackson was singing “abc 123” college kids were probably sitting around hitting a bong saying these kids are such fuck heads…
  2. snakesonmccain posted this