December 2010
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Thoughts
There are a lot of jokes I could only get away with if I were black. Of course, if I were black, that would be one of the very, very few things I could now get away with.
Dec 26th
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New College Humor
http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1811708 Hannukah already happened. We all know you mean Merry Christmas. It’s fine. Just say it.
Dec 22nd
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Things I wish I could say more often
tommphilip: “This? What I’m eating? It’s a vegetable” “Two tickets, please  “I mean, Mcsweeny’s just fell in love with the piece” “This is indeed her phone number, and it doesn’t even have “555” in it” “And that is the end of me rapping for the night. I don’t want to keep rapping all night until everyone is sick of me”. ...
Dec 18th
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New Dorkly Up
http://www.dorkly.com/article/7514/more-minerals
Dec 15th
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New College Humor article
Been too long, glad to be back in the game http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1811288
Dec 9th
New Dorkly
Another one close to my heart, given that NBA Jam was an enormous part of my childhood, and I finally, finally beat my brother in it this Thanksgiving. http://www.dorkly.com/article/7049/nba-jam-rookie
Dec 8th
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My Upscale and Untimely Porn Parodies Will...
Fellini’s 8 1/2 inches No Country for Old Men or Men in General There Will Be Sex District 69 A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Penis
Dec 7th
Rap Retractions
“A hundred million dollars” should be read as “$905,600 before taxes” “Bricks of coke” should be “Some weed on the side growing up” “Brooklyn!” more specifically refers to Williamsburg “Smacking all my hoes” refers to, well, smacking all of his hoes. Bumpy Knuckles is a handsome but brutal man. Drake, it turns out, is...
Dec 3rd
New Dorkly
An issue very close to my heart. http://www.dorkly.com/article/6678/link-needs-bottles
Dec 1st