December 2008
3 posts
Snakes on McCain (Part 1)
This is the first in a series, to be interrupted and interspliced with other pieces. Enjoy.
Snakes on McCain.
Camera swivels on President McCain (Played by McCain). It’s been a long, tough campaign. He smiles, tilts his chair back, and smokes a cigar.
But something isn’t right.
Close up on McCain. His eyes dart around the room. His well honed senses detect something wrong. Slowly, the camera...
In the Yankee Clubhouse
1)
A-Rod: Derek! Hey Derek!
Jeter: Oh…hey Alex.
A-Rod: It’s A-Rod! That’s my name!
Jeter: Right…
A-Rod: You know what I just thought of? You could be D-Jet! Get it? Like, like a Jet!
Jeter: Wow, uh…
A-Rod: A-rod and D-jet. The two coolest Yankees.
Jeter: uh, yikes…
A-Rod: Don’t you like it?
Jeter: Uh, no. It’s…great. It’s a great name.
A-Rod: Really? Because you...
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