Snakes on McCain

A site very clearly named in 2008.

You can contact me at Lev.Novak@Tufts.edu

You can also read my College Humor stuff here:
http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2316985
Jan 29
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The Problem With Time Travel

collegehumor:

I: Italy, 1474 AD

Me: Wow, Leonardo Da Vinci!

Leonardo Da Vinci: Yes, it is I.

Me: You rule! I come from the future, and in my time, you are known as a majestic artist!

Leonardo Da Vinci: Amazing! Tell me, what’s my greatest accomplishment?

Me: …

Leonardo Da Vinci: Are you serious, kid?

Me: The…statue. The naked one.

Leonardo Da Vinci: Yeah, that narrows it down. Prick.

Me: I liked you better as a ninja-turtle.

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I wrote this one

(Source: College Humor)

Jan 25
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Slut” is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say “yes”. “Friendzone” is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say “no”.

(via thechocolatebrigade)

I’ll say that the demonization of the friend zone is probably the most evil stupid thing guys have done in general

(Source: angels-and-angles, via slaneofthought)

Jan 19
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3eanuts:

November 13, 1981 — see The Complete Peanuts 1979-1982

3eanuts:

November 13, 1981 — see The Complete Peanuts 1979-1982

Dec 27
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bhbanks:

Not sure if you all know this, but there is an epic YouTube video-off going on between DaU2ubePrince6969, smokedrugzevryday, and LiLMaMAinBK4lyfe.

You really need to subscribe to all of these.

Dec 23
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rtnt:

Ron Paul’s Racist Past
With Ron Paul taking the lead in Iowa just weeks before the caucuses, it is worth reminding ourselves of his troubling history. Writing for The New Republic in 2008, James Kirchick details the extensive archive of racist, homophobic and anti-Semitic newsletters published under Paul’s name:

As early as December 1989, a section of his Investment Letter, titled “What To Expect for the 1990s,” predicted that “Racial Violence Will Fill Our Cities” because “mostly black welfare recipients will feel justified in stealing from mostly white ‘haves.’” Two months later, a newsletter warned of “The Coming Race War,” and, in November 1990, an item advised readers, “If you live in a major city, and can leave, do so. If not, but you can have a rural retreat, for investment and refuge, buy it.” In June 1991, an entry on racial disturbances in Washington, DC’s Adams Morgan neighborhood was titled, “Animals Take Over the D.C. Zoo.” “This is only the first skirmish in the race war of the 1990s,” the newsletter predicted. In an October 1992 item about urban crime, the newsletter’s author—presumably Paul—wrote, “I’ve urged everyone in my family to know how to use a gun in self defense. For the animals are coming.” 
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Paul’s campaign wants to depict its candidate as a naïve, absentee overseer, with minimal knowledge of what his underlings were doing on his behalf. This portrayal might be more believable if extremist views had cropped up in the newsletters only sporadically—or if the newsletters had just been published for a short time. But it is difficult to imagine how Paul could allow material consistently saturated in racism, homophobia, anti-Semitism, and conspiracy-mongering to be printed under his name for so long if he did not share these views. In that respect, whether or not Paul personally wrote the most offensive passages is almost beside the point. If he disagreed with what was being written under his name, you would think that at some point—over the course of decades—he would have done something about it.

Read the full article here.

rtnt:

Ron Paul’s Racist Past

With Ron Paul taking the lead in Iowa just weeks before the caucuses, it is worth reminding ourselves of his troubling history. Writing for The New Republic in 2008, James Kirchick details the extensive archive of racist, homophobic and anti-Semitic newsletters published under Paul’s name:

As early as December 1989, a section of his Investment Letter, titled “What To Expect for the 1990s,” predicted that “Racial Violence Will Fill Our Cities” because “mostly black welfare recipients will feel justified in stealing from mostly white ‘haves.’” Two months later, a newsletter warned of “The Coming Race War,” and, in November 1990, an item advised readers, “If you live in a major city, and can leave, do so. If not, but you can have a rural retreat, for investment and refuge, buy it.” In June 1991, an entry on racial disturbances in Washington, DC’s Adams Morgan neighborhood was titled, “Animals Take Over the D.C. Zoo.” “This is only the first skirmish in the race war of the 1990s,” the newsletter predicted. In an October 1992 item about urban crime, the newsletter’s author—presumably Paul—wrote, “I’ve urged everyone in my family to know how to use a gun in self defense. For the animals are coming.” 

Paul’s campaign wants to depict its candidate as a naïve, absentee overseer, with minimal knowledge of what his underlings were doing on his behalf. This portrayal might be more believable if extremist views had cropped up in the newsletters only sporadically—or if the newsletters had just been published for a short time. But it is difficult to imagine how Paul could allow material consistently saturated in racism, homophobia, anti-Semitism, and conspiracy-mongering to be printed under his name for so long if he did not share these views. In that respect, whether or not Paul personally wrote the most offensive passages is almost beside the point. If he disagreed with what was being written under his name, you would think that at some point—over the course of decades—he would have done something about it.

Read the full article here.

Dec 21
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Novel

Hey dudes, I just finished (mostly) a second draft of my novel. It’s pretty good and short (for a full novel). If anyone wants to read it over, that’d be great.

It’s a comic novel (but not a comedy) about a high-school senior, David Benson, someone “Unpopular merely in the sense that he wasn’t popular” and his chance meeting with the enigmatic Michael Young, a kid who insists that no one should be themselves: everyone should be someone better.

Validate my ego! Read this thing!

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Dec 20
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A-Watt’s got hats, yo!

patrickmerryman:

Peep this yo. 

Dec 19
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